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I used to look at these pictures of trumpeters pointing their instrument to the ceiling. Stunning pictures, but if you play the trumpet and point it upwards, all the spit comes back into your mouth! - Humphrey Lyttleton
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On this day:
Thames Barrier Opens - 1984, The Loughgall Ambush - 1987, Telegraph Begins Publishing MP Expenses - 2009, Sir Alex Ferguson Announces Retirement - 2013
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