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'He who laughs most, learns best.'

'I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me'

'I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires'

'If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?'

'Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!'

'You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change'

'The difference between England and the USA is that when we have a world eries we invite other countries to participate'

'English winters are like the 1st world war. You start thinking am I going to get to the end of this'

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Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
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