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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. - Eric Morecambe
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On this day:
Postal service (penny post) begins in Britain - 1840, The London Underground opens - 1863, Sinclair C5 Launched - 1985
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