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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. - Eric Morecambe
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On this day:
Roman emperor Septimius Severus dies at York - 0211, Scott Uncovers the Honours of Scotland - 1818, First Green Belt land approved - 1929, The Yalta Conference - 1945, IRA bomb explodes on Army coach - 1974
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