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'I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.'
'I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough'
'My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.'
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Collyhurst, Greater Manchester
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http://www.britishcomedy.org.uk/comedy/dawson.htm Biography
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It wasn't until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say "I don't know." - Somerset Maugham
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