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'I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.'

'I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough'

'My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.'

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Edward IV deposes Henry VI - 1461, RNLI founded - 1824, Forth Bridge opens - 1890, Lennon’s Bigger than Jesus Quip - 1966, Kray Twins found guilty of murder - 1969, Real IRA bombs BBC TV Centre - 2001
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