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'I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.'

'I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough'

'My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.'

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Battle of Reading - 0871, Charles I arrests parliamentarians and starts civil war - 1642, Palace of Whitehall Burns - 1698, Preston North End Win 1st Football League - 1889, Donald Campbell killed trying to break own water speed record - 1967, 1st episode of Last of the Summer Wine - 1973, Peter Sutcliffe Admits he’s Yorkshire Ripper - 1981
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