Jo Brand Quotes
'Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.'
'People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare'
'With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get'
'Bexhill on Sea is a peck on the cheek: Hastings is a lolloping tongue down the throat'
'Bexhill on Sea is a peck on the cheek whilst Hastings is a lolloping tongue down the throat'
'My favorite sexual fantasy is smearing my body in chocolate and being left alone in a room to eat it'
'When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexia ward. I sometimes had 17 dinners'
'A woman that does a mans work is just a lazy cow'
'The way to tell if a man is sexually excited is to check if he is breathing'
'Andrew Marr looks like Martin Clunes with a little of the air let out of him'
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